I had to do a powerpoint on how to solve overpopulation in countries. My powerpoint consisted of one slide that had this gif in it.
Sigmar Polke - Window for the Grossmunster Cathedral, Zurich (2010) - a mosaic of thinly sliced agate stones
good god yes
(Source: likeafieldmouse)
I like my legs shaved but I don’t like shaving my legs you feel
what type of rock is a really good friend
an opal
rocks will be your only friends if you ever use this joke
I THREW A KID IN THE WELL
DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL
I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL
BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY
I’LL TRADE YOUR SOUL FOR A WISHDAMNATION AND SIN FOR A KISS
I WASN’T LOOKING FOR THIS
BUT YOU WERE IN MY WAY
YOUR GLARE WAS HOLDIN’
RIPPED SPLEEN, SKIN WAS ROLLIN’
DARK NIGHT, BLOOD WAS FLOWIN’
WHERE YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING, BABY?
HEY I JUST KILLED YOU,
I’M FUCKING CRAZY
BUT THEYLL NEVER FIND YOU
SO ROT THERE MAYBE
just typed up my autobiography





